London Fashion Week is kicking off, and the biggest trend is garments that integrate all the features of smartphones, cameras, and personal trackers. Here’s what bears are saying:

    • duuuude

      “Our grandchildren will laugh when they hear that we didn’t have internet access in our socks.”Panko Aki –
      Pastry Chef

    • wut

      “I’ll ask the question on everybody’s mind: what happens when you drop your SmartDress in the toilet?”Alexei Rubel –
      Figure Skater

    • sup

      “Just one more sign of the death of good taste. Think of how many people will be walking around wearing white Twitter backgrounds after labor day.”LeeAnn Brynkman –
      Massage Therapist

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